Well, today is shameless photo time… Yip, lets indulge the ego and get amongst some photo action from the swimming pool that was Tour OF Bintan.

Not just any photos though… What’s almost as good as a bubble bath with Kate Upton and Scarlett Johansson (that question applies to you too girls)? Yes, correct, action shots of actual riding! Think of this as Instagram on Roids… Get involved, starting with the worlds worst time trial:

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Positive thoughts: “Fucking rain.. Fucking helmet sticker… fucking TT Prologue… Fucking weights in my Evo…”

To absolutely dying in the break on Saturday:

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Just keep staring at that back wheel like its Scarlett J’s rack…

And Sunday’s Peloton hiding in the rain:

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At the front but NOT on the front

Around we go on Sunday, after just chasing back on a few minutes earlier:

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“Maybe I flag trying to get away today…”

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The gent in the red top and awful aero helmet just behind me, 2nd on GC overall

To being dumb enough to get into the break on Sunday:

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Photo ruination brought to you by helmet stickers and the V for Virgin pose

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It may not look it, but we’re working well together here…

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Swear I did my fair share of turns on the front…

And nothing like the post race debrief, I look a lot more excited about it than Snozza:

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“Shit Snozza, what a legend, 3rd mate, cool, well done mate, that’s great… Well done… That’s great maaaate”…. “If I ignore this hairy fucker will he just go away?”

Of course, post 3 days of rain at Bintan the Black Ops Evo needed some epic Loooove… So, good to see the boys took me massively literally when I said FULL service lads. Yikes:

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“You strip me naked, take photos of me and put them on the internet, I had been warned this is how you roll you dirty fucker”

It was running reasonably well… So hopefully they put Humpty Dumpty back together again correctly!

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