Make good decisions

I've never been a fan of the middle ground. Yes, that will make me sound as unreasonable and as uncompromising as I really am, but the 'in-between' or being in the soft and spongy middle ground is just somethin...

Rage against the machine

I need it... I need it not....  I want it... I want it not...  How can you tell the difference? Are you even able to distinguish the subtleties between these notions? Do you even register an odd stab of confu...

Take the Pain you Fat Pig

Stage 15 of the 1998 Tour de France... A 189km Buffet of pain and suffering that included leg shattering beasts such as Croix de Fer, Telegraphe, Galibier, and a mountain top finish at Les Deux Alpes. It doesn'...

Number 500

500... Its a nice, big, juicy round number. It certainly feels like a decent milestone and indeed it gets used in some big events. WTF am I talking about? Indy 500? Fortune 500? The '300' with 200 reinforcement...

Dirty guide to making yourself KOM

We all do it... Lets face it. Some of us like to talk about it more than others, and then some of us are quite shy about it. Sometimes it a spur of the moment thing, other times you've really thought about it, ...

Why do they love us?

Its Saturday morning... In the house of a semi-PRO cyclist... Alone, their partner waits, with only their own thoughts to occupy their mind: 7am... "This is so shit... The alarm going at 5.30am, then does he ...

Cycling is not the new golf

Over the last few years there has been an awkward phenomenon that I’ve encountered with increasing frequency at social events. There I am, going through the normal process of trying to tolerate small talk wi...

Dirty Old Time

23 Days... Not gonna gloss over it, Dirty Mega March was a BIG mission. I'm going to reflect on it more soon, but now that I'm back, taking a break and going through the recovery process that's dominated by jet...

#IwantitsobadtobePRO

If you read the title of this post and the only words that popped out at you were 'Tits', or 'I want Tits so bad', then congrats, you've automatically qualified to join the DN Global Collective and I shall ship...