So, I went to a DH Race…

I had to spend a considerable amount of time searching my attention deficit disorder brain on this one, and whilst I still couldn't reliably stand by this, I think the last time I participated in a pure and una...

Spring can get fucked

Yeah, I know, its supposed to be a glorious and exciting time of the year as we shed the icy fuckwittery of winter and get on the glide path for summer. A time for lambs to frolic as they make their way from pa...

The Myth of Masters

This year I've been facing the coinciding twin evils of a steady decline in raw ENDURO pace, and a rhythmic countdown to a significant Birthday milestone in 10 months time that will allow me the faux luxury of ...

Dude, where’s my hardcore?

As I survey the first half of 2017 I realise that my Gram account has done an excellent job of covering up the reality of how things have actually been panning out on the bike. But of course, that's its whole j...

EWS Millau – Dirty Videos

And so we've arrived at the final milking of the Millau udder... Let's ignore the fact there have been almost 2 EWS rounds since the final French fling, its just taken a bit of effort to sift through far too mu...

Late to my own Dirty Birthday

Not to sound like "Its my party and I'll cry if I want to", but I'm shockingly late to my own Dirty Birthday party... Its horrendously cliche to even type these words, but I can't believe how quickly we've arri...

Boys go Wairoa Wild – Part 2

There's a rather straightforward philosophical debate to be had about riding at Wairoa Gorge. Simply it boils down to this: Quality or Quantity? Locals will potentially beg to differ, but I'd propose that you...

Boys go Wairoa Wild – Part 1

Isn't it funny how some of the best experiences you've ever had have been the ones where they either happened spontaneously, or you didn't really know what you were getting yourself into. No, not talking about ...

Me Mate Dave And His Epic Adventure

One of the main motivators I have for continually spewing Dirty ranting content across the niche reaches of the net is the rad units that make up the DN Global Collective. Dotted across the globe, they may not ...