As I look out the window I'd be forgiven for thinking this wasn't really my first repatriated summer since 2009... Trees appear to be almost sideways and Mother Nature is once again confirming how much she fuck...
Ordinarily this probably wasn't the kind of day that you'd bother coming out for a ride in the Whaka forest. Indeed, when I canvassed locals as to whether or not they'd bother, their response was a unanimous 'F...
If you stand back from it all and take history into account, life has generally become pretty fucking sweet and soft as we make our way through 2017. Yes, there are plenty of places you can go in the world wher...
This may be old news by now, but I'm still going to recap NZ Enduro even though the merciless march of ENDURO time has moved on to the glitz and glamour of EWS Round 1...
For those not in the know, yes, this...
I'm not going to bullshit here... Plus, you're busy people so nor am I going to fuck about with setting up an elaborate plot to place you on tenterhooks when this should be fairly obvious the second you see it ...
And so it begins for 2017, a shade over 5 months since I last had to zip tie a number plate to my handlebars and go through the process of 50% loving it and 50% mildly freaking out. Welcome to a new season!
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So at last its finally time for something more exciting than Lil Kim firing rockets into the ocean for his birthday! The first fully legit mission for 2017. None of this mini mission BS where I try and dress up...
I can still recall the days that when you looked outside and it was pissing down like date night in Moscow, then it was genuinely considered an excellent idea to gear up and go for a shred. Not that we called i...
I'd like to say that, according to my plan (yes, I did actually have one), I'm smack bang in the middle of an intense training block right now in preparation for what lies ahead in 2017. Alas, I cannot make suc...
Monster post alert - The first ride report of 2017 is, big, rad and exceedingly frothy. So much so it may make you gag on either its girth or gushiness, its definitely a lazy holiday read. Consider yourself war...