Some place I’d rather be…
We all think it from time to time, usually when its pissing with rain and you can't be fucked with the daily grind... Or perhaps some cunt has scheduled a meeting right when you usually have your daily coffee r...
Road porn, where for art thou?
One thing most ex-pat's are guilty of, aside from low productivity and being overpaid, is that we tend to keep one eye on what's happening back 'home'. This is usually via some form of third rate gossip website...
Unintended Consequences
It may be obvious by now that the rabid rate of Dirty literature has slowly been grinding to a 5 minutes post climax trickle. You'll also be as disgusted as I am to understand why... To set the scene, I am cowe...
Bring back that loving feeling
I did a massive disservice to NZ and to our Dirty Christchurch affiliates by not rounding out the low down from the last mission. There was so much negativity pounding through the keyboard in my last rant that ...
Losing the mind games
So, if its not painfully obvious by now, there are a few major gaps appearing in the time space continuum of this Dirty Blog... It would be more than reasonable to land on the home page and think for a moment "...
Mindless Mileage Mania
Woah, somehow January got totally vaporised faster than a line of charlie at an NRL Straya Day party and we're machining Feb already... Making me even more self conscious that I seem to have sweet FA sorted for...
Risky Business
Risky business... I could be talking about that moment where you slip in some innuendo to the person you have a crush on at work and they abruptly wheel around, eyeball you and spit out "What did you just say?!...
Bikes are People too
Warning - Clearly #Bracelyfe has left me with too much time on my hands and a shortage of material...
To start with, you just smile and mutter something like "Oh, that's a classic" or perhaps "I know, aren'...
Beware the BHAG
"You know what we need?!" Said the wide eyed Product Manager who had clearly had too much coffee at the morning tea break, not to mention too many muffins that year. I winced, as I knew what was coming down the...
Dirty Road to Recovery II: No Riding, Mo Problems
I still can't work out if this went fast or slowly, but today we have hit the 3 week mark into #Bracelyfe and believe it or not, that is apparently the halfway mark! Don't worry, that seems a little strange to ...