Reaching Peak Megatower

For most people reading this, the last bike you purchased probably looks relatively different now from that first moment you put a #newbikeday Gram pic up. Our intense relationships with our steeds are ultim...

1,000 Mega Kilometers – The Megatron Rant

When I first repatriated to NZ in 2017, I was mildly bemused to learn that the number 1 selling vehicle, of any description was... The Ford Ranger. For those that aren't car enthusiasts, it's essentially an ove...

TasMANIA Part 2 – Demolition Derby

Editorial note - Part 2 of TasMANIA began as a draft long before the world started to get rat fucked by Cuntvid19, the only upside of being locked down for the next 4 weeks is that it's afforded a rare window t...

Mission Briefing: Trans Provence 2019

Oddly, this story starts, and will ultimately end, on the boardwalk next to the Mediterranean. For starters however, it's September 2016 and I'm strolling down the ENDURO famous Finale Ligure boardwalk from the...