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EWS Millau – Dirty Race Report Part 2

If you tuned in for Part 1, then you may be wondering how I intend to drag out a sequel race report when I managed to transform into a cunt bonfire and wasn't actually in the race come Day 2. Don't worry, I hav...
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EWS Millau – Dirty Race Report Part 1

Dirty warning today - This one is a fucking monster, mainly as its likely the final race report of the year and definitely because of the nature of the event... So at worst grab a coffee first, at best, a hammo...
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EWS Madeira Race Report – Day 2

I woke up to Day 2 of EWS Madeira with that strange sensation that I was Edward Norton's character in Fight Club... On one hand I was stoked and fired up from Day 1 not being a total shambles, which would have ...
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EWS Madeira Race Report – Day 1

In the rather drawn out build up to this race report I've done a relatively solid job of confirming that A) I've become a location spoilt cunt and B) I have a mind so weak in 2017 that it renders Jedi mind tric...
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NZ Enduro Day 1: White Hot Bay

And so it begins for 2017, a shade over 5 months since I last had to zip tie a number plate to my handlebars and go through the process of 50% loving it and 50% mildly freaking out. Welcome to a new season! ...