Santa Cruz Stigmata Trojan Horse Rantview

I've noticed time and time again this year that I've said or typed phrases which then set off alarm bells that I may actually be embracing middle age. Horrified by that label and concept, I then go to great len...

So, I went to a DH Race…

I had to spend a considerable amount of time searching my attention deficit disorder brain on this one, and whilst I still couldn't reliably stand by this, I think the last time I participated in a pure and una...

Dirty New Arrivals

I'd like to think that i've generally tried to do my best to not surrender to the depraved and unfulfilling bondage of consumerism that fuels our modern world. Having watched hordes of people over the years toi...

Spring can get fucked

Yeah, I know, its supposed to be a glorious and exciting time of the year as we shed the icy fuckwittery of winter and get on the glide path for summer. A time for lambs to frolic as they make their way from pa...

The Myth of Masters

This year I've been facing the coinciding twin evils of a steady decline in raw ENDURO pace, and a rhythmic countdown to a significant Birthday milestone in 10 months time that will allow me the faux luxury of ...

Dude, where’s my hardcore?

As I survey the first half of 2017 I realise that my Gram account has done an excellent job of covering up the reality of how things have actually been panning out on the bike. But of course, that's its whole j...

EWS Millau – Dirty Videos

And so we've arrived at the final milking of the Millau udder... Let's ignore the fact there have been almost 2 EWS rounds since the final French fling, its just taken a bit of effort to sift through far too mu...

Dirty Hightower Rantview

Well, I'm so late to this party that not only has everyone been kicked out and the house has been cleaned up, but most people have finished their antibiotics for the itch they picked up from the big night. But ...

Late to my own Dirty Birthday

Not to sound like "Its my party and I'll cry if I want to", but I'm shockingly late to my own Dirty Birthday party... Its horrendously cliche to even type these words, but I can't believe how quickly we've arri...

EWS Millau – Dirty Race Report Part 2

If you tuned in for Part 1, then you may be wondering how I intend to drag out a sequel race report when I managed to transform into a cunt bonfire and wasn't actually in the race come Day 2. Don't worry, I hav...