Five Vs. Forty

I recently managed to ram two race reports into a single post, mainly driven by laziness and audience exhaustion, but today, very much by design, I'm going to jam two milestones into a single story. Don't worry...

So I went to an XC Race…

Foreword - So, we're finally back in business after an extended period off, mainly due to the fact that much like Western democracy, we were recently hacked by the Russians and cream pied with Malware. My thank...

Mission Briefing – Andes Pacifico Race

For those counting, yes, it has indeed been a long break between Mission Briefings, so I shall make this, er, brief. Its brevity is powered by the fact I have been spending an inordinate amount of time turning ...

The Dirty Science Lab

We're now into the initial swing of 2018 and its apparent that one of the trends that has been gaining momentum from last year, aside from 'Faux outrage', is still continuing to snowball as the Intercunt contin...

I know what you did Mid Summer…

As I look out the window I'd be forgiven for thinking this wasn't really my first repatriated summer since 2009... Trees appear to be almost sideways and Mother Nature is once again confirming how much she fuck...

Losing my Wirginity – 2W Race Report

After my last post where I went horrifically off piste into a Gravel wasteland of highly choreographed photos and more black & white filters than you can shake a beard at, its time to get things a little bi...

So, I went to a DH Race…

I had to spend a considerable amount of time searching my attention deficit disorder brain on this one, and whilst I still couldn't reliably stand by this, I think the last time I participated in a pure and una...

Spring can get fucked

Yeah, I know, its supposed to be a glorious and exciting time of the year as we shed the icy fuckwittery of winter and get on the glide path for summer. A time for lambs to frolic as they make their way from pa...

The Myth of Masters

This year I've been facing the coinciding twin evils of a steady decline in raw ENDURO pace, and a rhythmic countdown to a significant Birthday milestone in 10 months time that will allow me the faux luxury of ...