I'm taking a break from self loathing over not being at the Stone King Rally, a completely bizarre and self imposed scenario that I've somehow managed to repeat twice now, to not only come out of another blogg...
Given how many pairs of knee pads I've got, my whole summer should have been rammed to the bump stops with Enduro races right? Setting aside it was the shittest summer available, the season ended up being a pa...
Thanks to punching out post race logistics and getting plugged back into the matrix, the HTRR for Day 4 is now more of a luke-warm to cold scenario compared to the rest of the Volcanic efforts. The flip side t...
So, here we are, penultimate HTRR from the Volcanic Epic, and clearly it's not sponsored by the Tokoroa Tourism Board, as late last night we received the word that due to some extreme course vandalism, the sta...
Day 2 and welcome back to the sizzling hot Volcanic Epic race report business... Having said that, another kick off to the day where there was anything but sizzle on the temperature front:
Lakeside in K...
Tie a multi coloured bandana around your head, the Volcanic Epic Bandito mosh pit of suffering, gels and lactate stress is off and riding! And with it, welcome to the Day 1 Hot take race report, or for those L...
Its been a while since I got to type that in the subject line! But here we are, on the cusp of the first multi day Bandito bashing since the undocumented Prospector race around 12 months ago. And funnily enoug...
And so here we are.... Give or take, roughly bang on 364 days since I last managed to squeeze some rambling filth out the rear end of the Wordpress editing suite, to insidiously worm its way into your junk fol...
It's time for a confession. I've done something terrible. Yes, I know many of you will be rubbing your hands together at the prospect of this being my surrEndEr eulogy as I submit to the cyborg masters I've be...
Race reports here tend to subject you the reader to a smorgasbord of differing flavours of near misses, failures, incidents, malaise or just straight up mid-pack mediocrity.
But this post, well, this one g...