The Long Lost Aosta file

Can you remember every section of trail you've ever ridden? Or every metre of an HC climb? Or every corrugation of a huge gravel mission? Or every amazing vista and clearing you stopped in? The ones where your ...

TasMANIA Part 2 – Demolition Derby

Editorial note - Part 2 of TasMANIA began as a draft long before the world started to get rat fucked by Cuntvid19, the only upside of being locked down for the next 4 weeks is that it's afforded a rare window t...

I know what you did Mid Summer…

As I look out the window I'd be forgiven for thinking this wasn't really my first repatriated summer since 2009... Trees appear to be almost sideways and Mother Nature is once again confirming how much she fuck...

EWS Millau – Dirty Videos

And so we've arrived at the final milking of the Millau udder... Let's ignore the fact there have been almost 2 EWS rounds since the final French fling, its just taken a bit of effort to sift through far too mu...

EWS Millau – Dirty Race Report Part 2

If you tuned in for Part 1, then you may be wondering how I intend to drag out a sequel race report when I managed to transform into a cunt bonfire and wasn't actually in the race come Day 2. Don't worry, I hav...

EWS Millau – Dirty Race Report Part 1

Dirty warning today - This one is a fucking monster, mainly as its likely the final race report of the year and definitely because of the nature of the event... So at worst grab a coffee first, at best, a hammo...

Mission Briefing: EWS Millau!

If you caught up on all the tourtured antics from EWS Madeira, then congratulations for clawing your way through the myriad of first world ENDURO problems, but you probably also wondered aloud a few times as to...

Boys go Wairoa Wild – Part 2

There's a rather straightforward philosophical debate to be had about riding at Wairoa Gorge. Simply it boils down to this: Quality or Quantity? Locals will potentially beg to differ, but I'd propose that you...