Dirty AGM

And so here we are.... Give or take, roughly bang on 364 days since I last managed to squeeze some rambling filth out the rear end of the Wordpress editing suite, to insidiously worm its way into your junk fol...

The Second Queenstown Gold Rush?

If you clicked on the title of this post with your inner History nerd fully erect ready to lay down some historical smack down on me, I totally get that it was actually the Otago Gold Rush in the 1860's that wa...

Glendhu the Great

I'm always slightly sceptical when a new bike park appears on the scene, promising big things, rad new trails and magical experiences. Bike parks are popping up all over the show in the Southern Hemisphere at t...

Stig d’Italia 2019

Well, it's only taken me year to get this repressed content out, yes, it's been sitting in the ADHD space that is my mind for that long. It's been prompted to now see the light of day because, as I type this, C...

The Long Lost Aosta file

Can you remember every section of trail you've ever ridden? Or every metre of an HC climb? Or every corrugation of a huge gravel mission? Or every amazing vista and clearing you stopped in? The ones where your ...

TasMANIA Part 2 – Demolition Derby

Editorial note - Part 2 of TasMANIA began as a draft long before the world started to get rat fucked by Cuntvid19, the only upside of being locked down for the next 4 weeks is that it's afforded a rare window t...

I know what you did Mid Summer…

As I look out the window I'd be forgiven for thinking this wasn't really my first repatriated summer since 2009... Trees appear to be almost sideways and Mother Nature is once again confirming how much she fuck...

EWS Millau – Dirty Videos

And so we've arrived at the final milking of the Millau udder... Let's ignore the fact there have been almost 2 EWS rounds since the final French fling, its just taken a bit of effort to sift through far too mu...

EWS Millau – Dirty Race Report Part 2

If you tuned in for Part 1, then you may be wondering how I intend to drag out a sequel race report when I managed to transform into a cunt bonfire and wasn't actually in the race come Day 2. Don't worry, I hav...