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Nomadness unleashed!

Dooooosh... Last week was a Yuuuge news week. No, I'm not talking about the fact we've finally worked out we're actually all on the set of the 'Rise of the Planet of the Apes' movie on account of a fat oranguta...
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EWS Madeira Race Report – Day 2

I woke up to Day 2 of EWS Madeira with that strange sensation that I was Edward Norton's character in Fight Club... On one hand I was stoked and fired up from Day 1 not being a total shambles, which would have ...
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EWS Madeira Race Report – Day 1

In the rather drawn out build up to this race report I've done a relatively solid job of confirming that A) I've become a location spoilt cunt and B) I have a mind so weak in 2017 that it renders Jedi mind tric...
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Welcome to the Madeira Party Pal

So first of all, apologies if you've been lured here under the false pretence that this is a Race Report... For it is not. But, its important that it's not, as it would be doing a significant disservice to the ...
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Boys go Wairoa Wild – Part 2

There's a rather straightforward philosophical debate to be had about riding at Wairoa Gorge. Simply it boils down to this: Quality or Quantity? Locals will potentially beg to differ, but I'd propose that you...
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Mission Briefing – MADeira EWS Round 3

Its been a mere week since the Wild Wairoa action, but I now find myself somewhere in the middle of the Atlantic in a rare case of unleashing the Mission Briefing post destination arrival. The 26 hour door to d...
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Boys go Wairoa Wild – Part 1

Isn't it funny how some of the best experiences you've ever had have been the ones where they either happened spontaneously, or you didn't really know what you were getting yourself into. No, not talking about ...
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The Coast with the most

Can you remember losing your Dirt virginity? Do you recall that sweet combination of filthy fascination mixed with sheer desire in a place where incompetence is overwhelmed by rabid enthusiasm? Ohhhhh yeah... T...