Heels down.... Ohhhhh.... Ohhhh... Endurogasim... I think we've found the new wallpaper

Late to my own Dirty Birthday

Not to sound like "Its my party and I'll cry if I want to", but I'm shockingly late to my own Dirty Birthday party... Its horrendously cliche to even type these words, but I can't believe how quickly we've arri...
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EWS Millau – Dirty Race Report Part 2

If you tuned in for Part 1, then you may be wondering how I intend to drag out a sequel race report when I managed to transform into a cunt bonfire and wasn't actually in the race come Day 2. Don't worry, I hav...
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EWS Millau – Dirty Race Report Part 1

Dirty warning today - This one is a fucking monster, mainly as its likely the final race report of the year and definitely because of the nature of the event... So at worst grab a coffee first, at best, a hammo...
EWS Millau

Mission Briefing: EWS Millau!

If you caught up on all the tourtured antics from EWS Madeira, then congratulations for clawing your way through the myriad of first world ENDURO problems, but you probably also wondered aloud a few times as to...
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EWS Madeira wrap up rant

I'm mindful that EWS Madeira is as consigned to the history books as my motivation seems to be at the moment, but although the world has moved on, I still had some final drops of Island content to squeeze out t...
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Nomadness unleashed!

Dooooosh... Last week was a Yuuuge news week. No, I'm not talking about the fact we've finally worked out we're actually all on the set of the 'Rise of the Planet of the Apes' movie on account of a fat oranguta...
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EWS Madeira Race Report – Day 2

I woke up to Day 2 of EWS Madeira with that strange sensation that I was Edward Norton's character in Fight Club... On one hand I was stoked and fired up from Day 1 not being a total shambles, which would have ...
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EWS Madeira Race Report – Day 1

In the rather drawn out build up to this race report I've done a relatively solid job of confirming that A) I've become a location spoilt cunt and B) I have a mind so weak in 2017 that it renders Jedi mind tric...
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Welcome to the Madeira Party Pal

So first of all, apologies if you've been lured here under the false pretence that this is a Race Report... For it is not. But, its important that it's not, as it would be doing a significant disservice to the ...